John Barron
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Paul Ryan Plans To Resign In Order To Pursue Trophy Hunting Poor People
Washington, DC – Speaker Paul Ryan is reportedly planning on resigning from Congress, according to various rumors circulating on Capitol…
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The NRA Hires Roy Moore To Replace Eddie Eagle As New Children’s Gun Safety Mascot
Fairfax, VA – It’s been a nice run for Eddie Eagle as the NRA’s safety mascot for kids. Unfortunately, according…
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Half-Awake Eric Trump Wanting To Know If His Monthly ‘SniffBox’ Cocaine Sampler Has Arrived Yet
NEW YORK, NY – A groggy Eric Trump stumbled into a Secret Service investigation this morning after his sister-in-law, Vanessa…
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Trump: “We’re Sending NASA Back Into Space To Find E.T., Bring Him Back, And Pay His Unpaid Phone Bill”
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump reignited the U.S. space industry today by signing a space policy directive urging NASA to…
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Trump Officially Announces Recognition Of Jerusalem, Arkansas As Israeli Capital
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that may well anger many people who remain faithful to recognizing Tel Aviv as…
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Bored With Cadillac One, Trump Picks Out Cool New Spiderman Car As Official Presidential Vehicle
WASHINGTON, DC – Reportedly “bored” with the presidential car ‘Cadillac One’, President Trump was spotted in the toy aisle of…
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Donald Trump Excited To Watch The Empire Crush Rebels In The New Star Wars Film
Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump is excited about the newest installment of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Although he wasn’t…
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#TodaysTrumpTweet – Nov 21, 2017 | Trump Pardons Thanksgiving Chickens
#TodaysTrumpTweet – November 21, 2017 TWITTERVERSE – With Thanksgiving almost upon us, it is presidential tradition to pardon the Thanksgiving…
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#TodaysTrumpTweet | Trump Pays Respects To Golfing Buddy “Charles Mansion”
#TodaysTrumpTweet – November 20, 2017 TWITTERVERSE – President Trump tweeted today about his golfing buddy “Charles Mansion”, who passed away…
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President Trump Slams Mexico For Stealing NFL Jobs After Today’s Patriots Raiders Game
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Looks like President Trump isn’t too happy about football-related precedings or Mexico today. After realizing this evening…
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